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Best topics to talk to a girl about! 

- What do you think about Fashion?
- What do you think about kids?
- What would you do if you come to know that you are gonna die in like 1 month?
- Do you believe in Helping people? (Of course she'll say 'yes')
- Oh, so how do you plan to help them? (change the topic if she is getting confused and weird)
- Okay, Prepare your mind; if you get three wishes to make, and they will granted if you make them in 30 seconds only; what would they be, your time starts now!
- What do you think is the most beautiful thing ? Is it kissing? Hugging? or ...?
- Are you scared of Ghosts? How much scared?
- What do you fear the most? Zombies? Vampires? Spirits? Ware-wolves? What?
-  Which place in the world would you want to spend your life in, and why?
- And which place do you think is the best to raise your kids in?
- What do you think is hotter:
-- Musicians or Writers?
-- Tiger or Cheetah, and I don't mean their skins as hand-bags!
-- Tea or Coffee?
-- Rock or Club music?
-- Beethoven or Mozart?
-- Crimson on black or Crimson on White?
-- Glass house or hut?
-- A long drive or an evening walk?
-- Sun-set or Sun-rise?
-- Lake or River? (Still water or flowing?)
-- Money or Love?
-- Chocolate Ice-cream or Butterscotch?

- What is your life? Happy or Sad? 


 What do you think about love? 
- What’s your favorite band’s name? or musician? 
- When was the last time you cried?
 - What do you want to do in your life? (Get into philosophical questions) 
- What’s your favorite color? Does a guy sound gay if he says it is purple? 
- Do you have a pet? If you have to buy one, would that be the one that bites or scratches?
- What's your favorite Superhero?
- Do you brush your teeth twice a day?
- What is life to you? 
- What's the thing that you are best at? 
- Do you think you are a good talker or a good listener? 
- What is the perfect guy to you? 
- What is the thing in people you hate the most? 
- Do you have a best friend? Is she a girl? Is she pretty? 
- Tell me about your friends. 
- Who's that person, _______. (name someone from her profile who is very active on her wall) - King Kong or Dinosaurs? 
- If the theme of your life would be contrasted with music, which instrument would you be? A Guitar/ Violin/ Piano. 
- If you were to take up dance lessons? Which dance form would you go for? 
- Do you like bad-ass guys, who kind of beat up people instantly? 

- What's your biceps? 
- Do you like to party? (if yes) How much do you party? 
- Tell me about the person you hate the most. (if she is hesitating or avoiding) Okay, is it a guy or a girl? (if a guy) Guy! Hmm... ex-boyfriend? stalker? school bully who robbed you of your lunch money? (if a girl) Girl! hmm...best friend? your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend? female warrior princess sent from the past to save the world who stole your boyfriend? 
- How many secrets do you have? Count them. 
- How many people know all your secrets, I mean, everything about your life? Count them. (if she doesn't which she wouldn't; give her numbers - 3, 4, 5, 6? if she says 6, conclude that 'I am 6 people behind in knowing you')
- Do you know how to fire a weapon? 
- Do you think reptiles are hideously ugly or cute? 
- Have you ever slapped a guy? 
- Has a guy ever slapped you? except your father/ brother/ cousins/ teachers/ friends/strangers.  
- What do you want to achieve in life?      
- What's your favorite sport?
- Do you think soccer is about a bunch of homosexuals chasing each other in half pants, kicking the ball to completely divert the mind of spectators from what they are actually doing?
- What do you think is the coolest summer outfit?
 - How much do you think the sense of style should be important for both the sexes? 
- Who do you think should pay for dinner, a girl or a guy? 

32 comments:

Jnealt256 said...Best Blogger Tips

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Barney said...Best Blogger Tips

@Jnealt256 That's soo true!

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

awesome!!!

James said...Best Blogger Tips

I'm wondering if anyone reading this blog has some advice on how to strike up a conversation with a cute girl at the gym. There is this very sexy college student named Rachelle who works out at the gym at my university and I see her almost every day, but she is always listening to music on her headphones and I don't want to bother her. How can I start a conversation with this girl? Any tips on how to talk to a girl you like, in general?

This website has some pretty funny openers:

How To Talk To A Girl You Like

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

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Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

ask her if she has a particular song in her ipod... n den talk abt music ... n go on ..;)

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

ask her that how she manages to come daily to the gym . ask her 4 th tips..and have fun..

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

Guys if u ever have broken up after being with your girl( however long or short) remember your feelings for her does not stay forever. U guys broke up because that was the best thing for both of you. The best way to move on is to do things which you have never done. Fr eg: long trips wid ur buddies, excelling in your grades/work place etc.(which u cldnt do whn u wer in a relatnshp. After that u will sense freedom and ull realise how easy is it to move on. If u cnt do something u wished, dnt constantly thk abt it choose something else. But remember guys never sulk over one girl. There are so many others wanting you right now for what you are. U just need to "see". So go out there, mingle with the crowd, take your efforts, opportunity will come to your door. Don't worry if your not good looking/ if your worring about your bulbous nose/ skin colour/ or looks in general altogether. LOOKS DNT MATTER! YOUR PERSONALITY DOES! Be happy, smiling and successful in life. RULE 1- "life is not fair accept it". Rule 2- "We all are born alone, n will die alone" Rule 3- "If a girl rejects you read rule 1 and try another girl" Rule 4- "U will only get a girl of you try, so dnt leave it on faith thinking she will knock on your door 1 day". Rule 6- "There is no rush, only date/hunt when your heart says that you are ready" Rule 7- "Be honest to yourself, do your homework and dont waste your time thinking about yourself and sulking over ur negetives work on your positives".
OK guys hope u felt better after reading this., remember life is unfair for all. There are ppl dying in diesease in hospitals, some dnt have legs/hands, some dnt have money, many are raped everyday, children are killing themselves..etc. Guys no matter what category you fall in we all have the rights to live an let live. So choose peace. Its only a matter of few years in this earth. Make full use of it. Dnt exploit it. Thnx. Those who like to contact me for moral support pls email me here- lovelivekarma@gmail.com

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

Lol, I was bored and I read this aloud to a girl on the phone, she laughed a lot hahahaha!

jobs in uk said...Best Blogger Tips

really amazing and impressive conversation for talk with girl. thanks for it, going to try it asap.. :)

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

i think girl should pay 4 the dinner lolzzzzz

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

I am so happy to inform you that my boy friend and I got back together on Sunday. I don't think that things would have worked out the way they did if I hadn't done the leave my man alone spell. I think by doing so, it allowed him to realize and remember how wonderfully happy we made each other, better yet it made (I know not literally made but you know what I mean) miss it so much to nearly break down into tears twice in public when he was trying to tell me about it. Thanks to Dr (gbocotemple@yahoo.com).

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

There are some topics which are pretty bad, for example: "Do you brush your teeth twice a day?".
I think every girl brushes her teeth twice a day, but if shes not i would see it and never call her again.

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

fuckers you all are...

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

mindblowing.. :P

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

so r u

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

@ JAMES...ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS GO UP TO HER,RIP THE HEADPHONES OFF HER HEAD AND SAY"BITCH,I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKING AT YOU TRYING TO GET YOU TO LOOK AT ME SO I CAN TALK TO YOU!" THEN SLAP HER...TRUST ME,SHE'LL JUMP ON YOU THEN YOU CAN PULL YOUR COCK OUT AND SHOVE IT IN HER...YOU GO TO PRISON,9 MONTHS LATER SHE HAS YOUR SON. 19 YEARS LATER YOUR SON DO THE SAME THING YOU DID,HE END UP IN PRISON AND 9 MONTHS LATER THE GIRL HE SHOVED HIS COCK IN HAS HIS BABY THEN IT ALL HAPPENS ALL OVER AGAIN.. ITS A CYCLE. DIF YALL ENJOY MY STORY?

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

I never believe that i can be come a star till i meet DR. GBOCO he help me with goodluck spell that we make me to be favourable with anything that i'm doing and i order for the spell to been cast on me. which now help me to be come a supper star. thanks to DR. GBOCO gbocotemple@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

Bitch

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

this is madness

teamy said...Best Blogger Tips

dis works for white girls..............not for Nigerian girls...they will blast you

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Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

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know more than other said...Best Blogger Tips

@honey

Awesome thanks for it

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

dafuq is wrong with u admin ..

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

I....like......pie?

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

wtf!!! this way is useful for nerdy n geek fuckerz!

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

100

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

by asking these questions, what if she says that are u taking my interview ??

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

It was lovely

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips

Don't ask a lot of questions. When she answers try to make a convo out of that

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